Friday, December 10, 2010

Rushes

I've just concluded ... 'rushes' is my favourite word in the English dictionary. I've strewn all my clothes on Vedansh's cot. Sony Ericsson W705 doesn't have a 3.5 mm earphone jack. While composing a new post you see two tabs: 'Edit HTML' and 'Compose'. The red neon Symbiosis light goes off at 2300 hours everyday. I say I'm left handed. But I'm right handed. But I bowl with my left hand. I've not figured myself out. Advertising is a challenge. Does a Kurta go well with an ad-man? It looks sexy on a journo!  Never saw Mohan Sir wear a Kurta though. Biswadeep Ghosh's blog on the TOI website is called 'All things bright!'. I can't read a blog for nuts. You said nuts? My laptop will surely damage my nuts! World AIDS day is a joke. Condoms anybody? Oops! Sharmila Tagore will censor this. Contact Saif? SRK gets Akon to sing for him. What's with rappers and the Hindi film industry? Go away. 'You're so rude, dude!' - Nitasha Seth on yours truly. She's gotten herself an internship in Florida. She can't have all the internships you know! Amma comes to view first thing when I close my eyes. When I open them, I see Blogger has underlined more than three-fourths of this paragraph with red. I know my English, thank you. Once I felt like tweeting - #nowplaying 'Shakalaka boom boom' from 'Shakalaka Boom Boom' by #HimeshReshammiya but I contained myself fearing hegemony. Kolkata is the only metro I haven't visited in India. My verbal filler is usually 'Erm'. Shall I Wiki the actual definition of 'hegemony'? Zuckerberg invented Facebook. Aamir in 3 Idiots was Phunsukh. Er, am I off the hook? Mind is the seat of the faculty of reason. This is apparently a Shakespeare quote. Vatsala thinks she's smart for pointing this out. How far can my thoughts go? I miss Timon and Pumba, may you both rest in peace. Here's a little trivia: Pumba was actually Pumbus Guinea Pig. Timon was Timonalisa Xena Pumbus. I loved them. I still love them. Ouch! I just hurt my gum while biting my nails. Don't ask how. I'll just go through what I've written now. Line one. Line two ... half way stage ... done reading. Wow ... loads of thoughts ... I've just concluded 'rushes' is my favourite word in the English dictionary.

4 comments:

  1. 'I actually like the article rude dude"..............

    thanking you
    your's sincerly
    "nitshit"

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  2. Its like reading 'The Outsiders' all over again.
    But of course, in two minutes.

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  3. I like this one. :)

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